Sara Spelled Without An H : he looks like a walking zygote with lip gloss
The White Trash Princess : almost bought a two-foot-long plastic "action figure?" frilled lizard. Very realistic-looking. Had toes missing off of the back foot that someone had painted red with nail polish to resemble blood as if this plastic reptile had been subject to plastic action figure animal abuse in an underground plastic action figure lizard cage fighting ring or something.
Homesteading Neophyte : There is something slightly unsettling about a white trash genius.
The Stroller Ballet : everything related to children leaks
Hyperbole and A Half : it just ends up looking like something created by a schizophrenic baboon with a bear fetish and an endless supply of finger paint
Finding Fairy Tales : i need to lie down and fart
Dirt and Noise : I was going all Aesop on them
The Bloggess : This is basically the secret of life: Move toward things that make you less stabby.
Bye Bye Pie : Marvin knows how to perform a tracheotomy on me because he looked it up and searched my throat
A Beaten Copper Lamp of Deplorable Design : Where's comb-over Jesus?