Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Quotes - April 7, 2010

 Sara Spelled Without An H    : he looks like a walking zygote with lip gloss

The White Trash Princess    : almost bought a two-foot-long plastic "action figure?" frilled lizard.  Very realistic-looking.  Had toes missing off of the back foot that someone had painted red with nail polish to resemble blood as if this plastic reptile had been subject to plastic action figure animal abuse in an underground  plastic action figure lizard cage fighting ring or something.

Homesteading Neophyte    : There is something slightly unsettling about a white trash genius.

The Stroller Ballet    : everything related to children leaks

Hyperbole and A Half    : it just ends up looking like something created by a schizophrenic baboon with a bear fetish and an endless supply of finger paint

Finding Fairy Tales    : i need to lie down and fart

Dirt and Noise    : I was going all Aesop on them

The Bloggess    : This is basically the secret of life: Move toward things that make you less stabby.

Bye Bye Pie    : Marvin knows how to perform a tracheotomy on me because he looked it up and searched my throat

A Beaten Copper Lamp of Deplorable Design    : Where's comb-over Jesus?


  1. 1) This is such a good idea. Have I mentioned that? Well, it is.

    2) Thanks again for the honor! This will start going to my head.

  2. Hey, I'm just stopping by to visit! I love this idea....(wish I would've thought of it!) I found you through "Unknown Mami" and now I'm off to snoop around your blog!