Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Quotes - January 23, 2011

Funny or Snot    : I certainly wasn’t expecting to lose my bra somewhere in the Portland Rose Gardens

Parenting By Dummies    : he sounds distinctively like one small, green Jedi master

Speaking From The Crib    : What if his thingy melted off?

Adventures In Paradise    : I was much too busy bonding with the strippers over our shared love of leg warmers and vagina glitter to have a drink

Highly Irritable    : I spent my Christmas break learning Bakugan attributes forcibly at the hands of a tyrant in a Transformers housecoat,

Day By Day    : I see the benefit of being a nudist

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Quotes - January 9, 2011

Absolutely Narcissism    : He will then run into the newly painted bedroom naked, stand against one of the fully painted walls, and say, "How do I look in pink?" which translates to "Let's do it while the kids are all downstairs."

Patchwork Times    : Once upon a time, I thought that maybe that wasn’t a balanced meal but then I realized as long as there’s lots of gravy, who cares?

Busted Plumbing    : I smelled like five day old waffles that have been sitting at the bottom of your sink that you forgot to clean out before you left for a short trip.  Sweet and homeless-man's-asshole, that's how I smelled.

It’s Not All Mary Poppins    : There may even have been some Potty Dancing around the puddle of steaming dampness.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Quotes - December 31, 2010

Adaption of Jane    : I should have just asked her to put a paper bag on her head

Suburban Turmoil    : I feel like my life has become one eternal snow day.

Barefoot Foodie    : basically, we all agreed (by we, I mean, me, my doctor and my percoset bottle) that I am having pain.

Steam Me Up Kid    : I promise I won't fart in your treatment cubicle again.