It’s Not All Mary Poppins : Three poops? A poo in triplicate! A poo trifecta.
Away We Go : we engaged in a turf battle with Ye Olde Teenagers and their ancient squirt-muskets of annoyance.
The Monster Apathy : I think we can all agree that the moral of the story holds true: Don't fuck with someone who can launch fireworks out of their dick.
Alone With Cats : I pretty much do whatever the Indigo Girls tell me to do
Funny or Snot : Did you know fly paper can trap a parakeet as well as flies?
Queen of WTF : I may lose my pickled gin soaked little toe to the mouse trap I just set by the liquor cabinet.
Funny Not Slutty : I suspect suspect there is a sadistic, secret math society at work continually creating a gap between every generation.
Speaking From The Crib : I averted the clitoris question.
Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!