Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Quotes - May 24, 2010

The Queen of WTF    : The moral of this story...Don't let the second graders mix your drinks.

Not That Kind Of Girl    : I am: about as seductive as a stomach flu.

Hyperbole and A Half    : no matter how many decoy items you buy, you still feel positive that the checker is going to notice your conspicuous purchase and think you are some twisted freak with explosive diarrhea.

Yankee Girl guest post on Speaking From the Crib    : According to Leland, there is nothing that cannot be solved by naked women.

Eternally Distracted    : There is a simple solutions to everything... Champagne!

Off On A Tangent    : I have a date with a sharpie and a roll of blue masking tape!

Picture Imperfect    : Life's a birch and then you die!

Unknown Mami    : "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the ignorant city girl that thinks roosters hump eggs."

Chronical of Linnnn    : my clothes just fell off around him.  Spontaneous disrobement.


Ann Again and Again    : Perhaps it's Twitter Tourette Syndrome.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Quotes - May 7, 2010

Punk Rock HR    : I look better as a washed-out-blonde with dark roots than I do as a woman with green hair.

I Am Lotus    : We have a Peep down, people.  I repeat, PEEP DOWN.

As Cape Cod Turns    : Who knew your butt has springs?

Eternally Distracted    : "Look Mum, my nails have changed a different language"

Astoria Oregon Rust    : Yes, the opening act had more musical talent than I; however they didn’t have the common sense not to subject others to their talent.

i’m Not benny    : if you are a kangaroo and happen to be riddled with the rabies, all you do is crave the taste of old people.

Unknown Mami    : “Our teacher was sick, so we had a prostitute teacher.”

Not That Kind of Girl    : Something about this picture really screams "diphteria!" to me.

Eternally Distracted    : SHE IS STEALING MY OCD!!!

Yo Mama’s Blog    : You guys are like the United Nations of morons.

UberGrumpy    : he looked like a mini Conehead after a brutal deathmatch mud-wrestle.

Unknown Mami    Mayonnaise was introduced to the United States on May 5th,  1862 when a native of Puebla visiting relatives in the US whipped up a batch and was walking down the street with a bowl of mayo and bumped into an American eating a dry tuna sandwich.