Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Quotes - April 14, 2010

Unknown Mami    : I think you invented a word: VAGINORMOUS!

Daily Dose of Reality    : When I say dance, I mean just move from side to side and not stomp on people's feet.

Sprite’s Keeper    : Parents have to love the ocean. It's like one giant wet wipe.

Bye Bye Pie    : They all ceased talking to stare at me. It was like I was E.F. Hutton, but I was more Peed On Myself Hutton.

Gladys Tells All    : I am now a poop reader.

Jen’s Voices    : Big dummy doesn't know style and rhythm if it came up and cabbage patched him in the butt.

Mo "Mad Dog" Stoneskin    : She tottered up to the bar with all the deportment of a tap-dancing piglet.

UberGrumpy    : always ski drunk, so you can be relaxed and even amused as you fall over, hit trees, lose a pole, collide with a French snowboarder, etc.

Finding Fairytales    : apparently it was so totally awesome. like coming across a three eyed zebra in downtown buttfuckville, awesome.

My Own Brand Of Crazy    : We're at the Felon Orthopedic Clinic!


  1. I came to see what I said, but as usual ended up being amused by Gladys.

  2. Thanks!
    It's always fun to read the hilarious quotes, whether I am quoted or not! I've been out of town, so it was fun to see your new batch of silliness!