Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Quotes - April 24, 2010

Stir Fry Awesomeness    : Your spawn will not cease climbing you like monkeys on a banana hunt just because you are on vacation.

Mrs. 4444 Cooks    : Do NOT poke the holes all the way down to the bottom; just do it half-way. (But remember, you can still get pregnant going half-way.)

Fruit On The Vines    : I need to end thiz pozt and fix my keyboard. I'm tired of my wordz looking like youtube commentz.

Mrs. Yellow Hat    : I did not need that sort of a reminder that I've had 3 children and need to continue my kegels.

The Rational Mind of  A Crazy Woman    : I'm pretty sure cinnamon rolls are a common cure for whooping cough

Just Eat It    : Just remind me that I need stuff for my vagina and stuff for my coffee.

Busted Plumbing    : Can I get Zoloft prescribed for my cooter?

Thyme For Cooking    : It's one thing to buy too much food when you have a teenage boy at home.  Oh, wait, if memory serves me, it's impossible to buy too much food when you have teenage boys.

My Own Brand Of Crazy    : What goes up, must come down - preferably with fire.

Bye Bye Pie    : I kind of like it. In a Miss Piggy drag queen Priscilla Queen of the Desert LSD Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy kind of a way.


  1. Thanks for quoting me! Looks like I'm in some hilarious!

  2. Thanks for the quote! Although, now I am wishing that I would have corrected the painfully obvious grammatical error sooner :)

  3. Oh, man! What a great idea! I love it. Thanks for the mention. I am definitely going to link to you next Friday :) I especially love these little "hooks" that make me want to read more of these bloggers. Thanks again!

  4. Thanks for the mentioned.... I tweeted you ;-))

  5. Wow. These are making me laugh out loud. Quite a compliment to be grouped in with these funny ladies. (that sounded like oscar night).

    And thanks for the links to these other bloggers!