Stir Fry Awesomeness : Your spawn will not cease climbing you like monkeys on a banana hunt just because you are on vacation.
Mrs. 4444 Cooks : Do NOT poke the holes all the way down to the bottom; just do it half-way. (But remember, you can still get pregnant going half-way.)
Fruit On The Vines : I need to end thiz pozt and fix my keyboard. I'm tired of my wordz looking like youtube commentz.
Mrs. Yellow Hat : I did not need that sort of a reminder that I've had 3 children and need to continue my kegels.
The Rational Mind of A Crazy Woman : I'm pretty sure cinnamon rolls are a common cure for whooping cough
Just Eat It : Just remind me that I need stuff for my vagina and stuff for my coffee.
Busted Plumbing : Can I get Zoloft prescribed for my cooter?
Thyme For Cooking : It's one thing to buy too much food when you have a teenage boy at home. Oh, wait, if memory serves me, it's impossible to buy too much food when you have teenage boys.
My Own Brand Of Crazy : What goes up, must come down - preferably with fire.
Bye Bye Pie : I kind of like it. In a Miss Piggy drag queen Priscilla Queen of the Desert LSD Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy kind of a way.