The Queen of WTF : From this day forward she will be formally known as... Dame of the Penis Platter.
The Bloggess : My grandmother always used to say “living well is the best revenge” but I suspect that’s just because she’d never considered arson.
It’s Not All Mary Poppins : It’s big! It’s the CN Tower!!! It’s the Eiffel Tower!!!!! It’s… it’s… it’s… It’s my PENIS!!!
Lyn Upside Down : I'm still suffering a velveeta hangover a day later.
Sara Spelled Without an H : Wrong, you pizza communists
Barefoot Foodie : I bought these really amazing heels from Bakers. Which is where you go when you want shoes sexier than you could find at JC Penny, but not so sexy they are clear and come with pole traction.
Astoria Rust : it has about as much charm as a prison bus.
Unknown Mami : If I say my mood is at it’s worsest, it’s best not to correct my grammar at that moment.
The Gypsy Life : Did you know that this pregnant woman can indeed fit into the refigerator??
Finding Fairytales : we're curing depression...one red bull at a time.