Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Quotes - March 28, 2010

i’m not benny    : I don't think you can be a fat ninja with asthma.

Sara Spelled Without an H    : That is one fuzzy religious icon

Busted Plumbing    : Nothing says holidays like blood splatter. 

Thyme For Cooking    : Have you ever tried to herd lizards? 

Batcrap Crazy/Daily Dose of Reality (guest post)    : You'd really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.

My Three Bubs    : I realized I have...  Nancy Pelosi hair.

Momma Made It Look Easy    : Aren't you glad I didn't give tips about dealing with a lacerated labia?

Barefoot Foodie    : Jude is putting his testicles on the statue of St. Francis of Asissi, again

Parenting By Dummies    : some times they’re borderline cute in that so-ugly-it’s-cute-way only cats and premature babies can pull off

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Quotes - March 13, 2010

Jen’s Voices    : I broke my funny bone while fighting with a washcloth

Finding Fairy Tales    : our 1st annual walton family-esque vacation of clusterfuck and fun

Sounds Like Tomatoes/Speaking From The Crib    : The nearest I had gone to a cow was the hamburger I purchased at McDonald’s.

365 Days of People    : when head banging was an acceptable white persons dance move

Yo Mama’s Blog    : Holy hell. You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a guy with a walker wearing black knee socks with sandals.

Not That Kind of Girl    : I can spend an evening sitting on the curb, drinking wine out of a bag with a Jordanian immigrant and talking about French film and not even think to blog about it.

Busted Plumbing    : I might be ingesting roasted cat brains and piss from China right now, I don't know!  Now I'm taking parsley supplements that make my mouth taste like dirt and leaves every time I burp.  Not to mention I'm so "full" down there that every time I sneeze I think my appendix is going to blow out my ass.

The Chronicle of Linnnn    : I grocery shop with the single-mindedness of a pillaging Viking shore party

Kelly’s Kvetch of the Day    : I keep everyone in my Columbarium/Curio Cabinet

Imagine    : 1 glass jar with her tonsils, in formaldehyde (I kid you not)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Quotes - March 7, 2010

Pajamas & Coffee    : I went to Target and spent $274 because Target ate my soul

Masala Chica    : My life is one string cheese debacle after another

Putting The FUN In DysFUNctional    : I have ZERO athletic ability. I wouldn't even take home the Tin Foil!

Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock At A Time    : The toilet is NOT question and answer time, kids.

Unknown Mami    : Really?!,You can't recognize beauty in an entire group of people. Who are you? John Mayer's penis?

Hyperbole And A Half    : Living in rural Montana is a lot like being duct-taped inside a refrigerator box with a bear

UberGrumpy    : We will soon be summoned to choose between the sorry collection of has-beens, crooks, no-hopers, spongers, bankrupts, conmen, hangers-on, talentless minority group opportunists, fading B-list television celebrities, and geriatric dorks that pass for politicians here.