Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Quotes - March 28, 2010

i’m not benny    : I don't think you can be a fat ninja with asthma.

Sara Spelled Without an H    : That is one fuzzy religious icon

Busted Plumbing    : Nothing says holidays like blood splatter. 

Thyme For Cooking    : Have you ever tried to herd lizards? 

Batcrap Crazy/Daily Dose of Reality (guest post)    : You'd really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.

My Three Bubs    : I realized I have...  Nancy Pelosi hair.

Momma Made It Look Easy    : Aren't you glad I didn't give tips about dealing with a lacerated labia?

Barefoot Foodie    : Jude is putting his testicles on the statue of St. Francis of Asissi, again

Parenting By Dummies    : some times they’re borderline cute in that so-ugly-it’s-cute-way only cats and premature babies can pull off


  1. That's a pretty fantastic idea.

    I'm honored.

    And highly amused.

    Thanks so much!

  2. This is an awesome blog idea- how did I not hear of you before?

    Thanks for picking something from me!

  3. Awesome! I love making this list. Makes me smile. Like cats and premature babies:)

  4. HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the quote!