Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Quotes - May 7, 2010

Punk Rock HR    : I look better as a washed-out-blonde with dark roots than I do as a woman with green hair.

I Am Lotus    : We have a Peep down, people.  I repeat, PEEP DOWN.

As Cape Cod Turns    : Who knew your butt has springs?

Eternally Distracted    : "Look Mum, my nails have changed a different language"

Astoria Oregon Rust    : Yes, the opening act had more musical talent than I; however they didn’t have the common sense not to subject others to their talent.

i’m Not benny    : if you are a kangaroo and happen to be riddled with the rabies, all you do is crave the taste of old people.

Unknown Mami    : “Our teacher was sick, so we had a prostitute teacher.”

Not That Kind of Girl    : Something about this picture really screams "diphteria!" to me.

Eternally Distracted    : SHE IS STEALING MY OCD!!!

Yo Mama’s Blog    : You guys are like the United Nations of morons.

UberGrumpy    : he looked like a mini Conehead after a brutal deathmatch mud-wrestle.

Unknown Mami    Mayonnaise was introduced to the United States on May 5th,  1862 when a native of Puebla visiting relatives in the US whipped up a batch and was walking down the street with a bowl of mayo and bumped into an American eating a dry tuna sandwich.