Punk Rock HR : I look better as a washed-out-blonde with dark roots than I do as a woman with green hair.
I Am Lotus : We have a Peep down, people. I repeat, PEEP DOWN.
As Cape Cod Turns : Who knew your butt has springs?
Eternally Distracted : "Look Mum, my nails have changed a different language"
Astoria Oregon Rust : Yes, the opening act had more musical talent than I; however they didn’t have the common sense not to subject others to their talent.
i’m Not benny : if you are a kangaroo and happen to be riddled with the rabies, all you do is crave the taste of old people.
Unknown Mami : “Our teacher was sick, so we had a prostitute teacher.”
Not That Kind of Girl : Something about this picture really screams "diphteria!" to me.
Eternally Distracted : SHE IS STEALING MY OCD!!!
Yo Mama’s Blog : You guys are like the United Nations of morons.
UberGrumpy : he looked like a mini Conehead after a brutal deathmatch mud-wrestle.
Unknown Mami Mayonnaise was introduced to the United States on May 5th, 1862 when a native of Puebla visiting relatives in the US whipped up a batch and was walking down the street with a bowl of mayo and bumped into an American eating a dry tuna sandwich.