Pajamas & Coffee : I went to Target and spent $274 because Target ate my soul
Masala Chica : My life is one string cheese debacle after another
Putting The FUN In DysFUNctional : I have ZERO athletic ability. I wouldn't even take home the Tin Foil!
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock At A Time : The toilet is NOT question and answer time, kids.
Unknown Mami : Really?!,You can't recognize beauty in an entire group of people. Who are you? John Mayer's penis?
Hyperbole And A Half : Living in rural Montana is a lot like being duct-taped inside a refrigerator box with a bear
UberGrumpy : We will soon be summoned to choose between the sorry collection of has-beens, crooks, no-hopers, spongers, bankrupts, conmen, hangers-on, talentless minority group opportunists, fading B-list television celebrities, and geriatric dorks that pass for politicians here.