The Retirement Chronicles : I don't sit around and think about whales' tongues
Wonderful World of Wieners : it's not uncommon at all for me to start vibrating at random times throughout the day.
Parenting By Dummies : he freaks out if he detects that he is actually being filmed so I have to get all Candid Camera on him
Pajamas & Coffee : acting like a general asshole douchesicle ice whore
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock At A Time : I dubbed them the Pepto Bismol Pancakes.
Lyn Upside Down : lets not even discuss the irony of "Sounds of Silence" thundering through the ceiling again.