Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Quotes - March 13, 2010

Jen’s Voices    : I broke my funny bone while fighting with a washcloth

Finding Fairy Tales    : our 1st annual walton family-esque vacation of clusterfuck and fun

Sounds Like Tomatoes/Speaking From The Crib    : The nearest I had gone to a cow was the hamburger I purchased at McDonald’s.

365 Days of People    : when head banging was an acceptable white persons dance move

Yo Mama’s Blog    : Holy hell. You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a guy with a walker wearing black knee socks with sandals.

Not That Kind of Girl    : I can spend an evening sitting on the curb, drinking wine out of a bag with a Jordanian immigrant and talking about French film and not even think to blog about it.

Busted Plumbing    : I might be ingesting roasted cat brains and piss from China right now, I don't know!  Now I'm taking parsley supplements that make my mouth taste like dirt and leaves every time I burp.  Not to mention I'm so "full" down there that every time I sneeze I think my appendix is going to blow out my ass.

The Chronicle of Linnnn    : I grocery shop with the single-mindedness of a pillaging Viking shore party

Kelly’s Kvetch of the Day    : I keep everyone in my Columbarium/Curio Cabinet

Imagine    : 1 glass jar with her tonsils, in formaldehyde (I kid you not)


  1. Well, gee thanks!! I appreciate the mention, and my daughter will hate it!

  2. Fun stuff! I take note of quotes IRL, but primarily from reading/TV. But there are all sorts of funny quotes if you listen!

  3. Hahahaha!! Thanks for the laugh! =) Love the one about cow and mcdonald's =P

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  4. OMGosh....these are stinkin' hilarious! OK..now you have me hooked! (Just so you know, I'm your newest follower!) Can't wait to read more!