Jen’s Voices : I broke my funny bone while fighting with a washcloth
Finding Fairy Tales : our 1st annual walton family-esque vacation of clusterfuck and fun
Sounds Like Tomatoes/Speaking From The Crib : The nearest I had gone to a cow was the hamburger I purchased at McDonald’s.
365 Days of People : when head banging was an acceptable white persons dance move
Yo Mama’s Blog : Holy hell. You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a guy with a walker wearing black knee socks with sandals.
Not That Kind of Girl : I can spend an evening sitting on the curb, drinking wine out of a bag with a Jordanian immigrant and talking about French film and not even think to blog about it.
Busted Plumbing : I might be ingesting roasted cat brains and piss from China right now, I don't know! Now I'm taking parsley supplements that make my mouth taste like dirt and leaves every time I burp. Not to mention I'm so "full" down there that every time I sneeze I think my appendix is going to blow out my ass.
The Chronicle of Linnnn : I grocery shop with the single-mindedness of a pillaging Viking shore party
Kelly’s Kvetch of the Day : I keep everyone in my Columbarium/Curio Cabinet
Imagine : 1 glass jar with her tonsils, in formaldehyde (I kid you not)