Friday, November 4, 2011
Quote November 04, 2011
Half Past Kissing Time: accused of intentionally sketching pornographic zombies
Monday, October 31, 2011
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Quotes - June 7, 2011
Lola is 40 : Demons have no attention span to speak of.
Too Many Mornings : I feel a great deal of affection for the talk-radio host because his brain’s so wonderfully fucked up.
Radiovixen : the miracle of life in my barbecue grill.
Fetch My Flying Monkeys : I’ll be like a goat Moses.
Absolutely Narcissism : COMFY panties that DON'T give my vulva rope burn
Too Many Mornings : I feel a great deal of affection for the talk-radio host because his brain’s so wonderfully fucked up.
Radiovixen : the miracle of life in my barbecue grill.
Fetch My Flying Monkeys : I’ll be like a goat Moses.
Absolutely Narcissism : COMFY panties that DON'T give my vulva rope burn
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Quotes - February 5, 2011
The Bloggess : I pointed out that unexpected pandas are good practice for when you have a home invasion because if you aren’t rattled by spontaneous pandas then you’re probably going to be able to keep your cool during the zombie apocalypse.
Fetch My Flying Monkeys : What kind of hippy voodoo bullshit is this?
Funny or Snot : If he's not walking by Thursday, he's going to a different kind of church. You know the kind where they slap the sick kid on the forehead and cry "Heal Child". I need a professional because it didn't work when I tried it at home.
As Cape Cod Turns : we called it "musical beds"
Motherhood Uncensored : I know a few people who need to be put in a "LOL" time out.
Lola is 40 : At what point does a backyard officially become a cemetery?
Fetch My Flying Monkeys : What kind of hippy voodoo bullshit is this?
Funny or Snot : If he's not walking by Thursday, he's going to a different kind of church. You know the kind where they slap the sick kid on the forehead and cry "Heal Child". I need a professional because it didn't work when I tried it at home.
As Cape Cod Turns : we called it "musical beds"
Motherhood Uncensored : I know a few people who need to be put in a "LOL" time out.
Lola is 40 : At what point does a backyard officially become a cemetery?
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Quotes - January 23, 2011
Funny or Snot : I certainly wasn’t expecting to lose my bra somewhere in the Portland Rose Gardens
Parenting By Dummies : he sounds distinctively like one small, green Jedi master
Speaking From The Crib : What if his thingy melted off?
Adventures In Paradise : I was much too busy bonding with the strippers over our shared love of leg warmers and vagina glitter to have a drink
Highly Irritable : I spent my Christmas break learning Bakugan attributes forcibly at the hands of a tyrant in a Transformers housecoat,
Day By Day : I see the benefit of being a nudist
Parenting By Dummies : he sounds distinctively like one small, green Jedi master
Speaking From The Crib : What if his thingy melted off?
Adventures In Paradise : I was much too busy bonding with the strippers over our shared love of leg warmers and vagina glitter to have a drink
Highly Irritable : I spent my Christmas break learning Bakugan attributes forcibly at the hands of a tyrant in a Transformers housecoat,
Day By Day : I see the benefit of being a nudist
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Quotes - January 9, 2011
Absolutely Narcissism : He will then run into the newly painted bedroom naked, stand against one of the fully painted walls, and say, "How do I look in pink?" which translates to "Let's do it while the kids are all downstairs."
Patchwork Times : Once upon a time, I thought that maybe that wasn’t a balanced meal but then I realized as long as there’s lots of gravy, who cares?
Busted Plumbing : I smelled like five day old waffles that have been sitting at the bottom of your sink that you forgot to clean out before you left for a short trip. Sweet and homeless-man's-asshole, that's how I smelled.
It’s Not All Mary Poppins : There may even have been some Potty Dancing around the puddle of steaming dampness.
Patchwork Times : Once upon a time, I thought that maybe that wasn’t a balanced meal but then I realized as long as there’s lots of gravy, who cares?
Busted Plumbing : I smelled like five day old waffles that have been sitting at the bottom of your sink that you forgot to clean out before you left for a short trip. Sweet and homeless-man's-asshole, that's how I smelled.
It’s Not All Mary Poppins : There may even have been some Potty Dancing around the puddle of steaming dampness.
Monday, January 3, 2011
Quotes - December 31, 2010
Adaption of Jane : I should have just asked her to put a paper bag on her head
Suburban Turmoil : I feel like my life has become one eternal snow day.
Barefoot Foodie : basically, we all agreed (by we, I mean, me, my doctor and my percoset bottle) that I am having pain.
Steam Me Up Kid : I promise I won't fart in your treatment cubicle again.
Suburban Turmoil : I feel like my life has become one eternal snow day.
Barefoot Foodie : basically, we all agreed (by we, I mean, me, my doctor and my percoset bottle) that I am having pain.
Steam Me Up Kid : I promise I won't fart in your treatment cubicle again.
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