Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Quotes - January 9, 2011

Absolutely Narcissism    : He will then run into the newly painted bedroom naked, stand against one of the fully painted walls, and say, "How do I look in pink?" which translates to "Let's do it while the kids are all downstairs."

Patchwork Times    : Once upon a time, I thought that maybe that wasn’t a balanced meal but then I realized as long as there’s lots of gravy, who cares?

Busted Plumbing    : I smelled like five day old waffles that have been sitting at the bottom of your sink that you forgot to clean out before you left for a short trip.  Sweet and homeless-man's-asshole, that's how I smelled.

It’s Not All Mary Poppins    : There may even have been some Potty Dancing around the puddle of steaming dampness.

1 comment:

  1. Once knew a chick who was a lousy housekeeper. Being broke, my 'welcome home new baby' gift was to clean her house before she got out of the hospital.
    What I found in that sink haunts me to this day...