Funny or Snot : I certainly wasn’t expecting to lose my bra somewhere in the Portland Rose Gardens
Parenting By Dummies : he sounds distinctively like one small, green Jedi master
Speaking From The Crib : What if his thingy melted off?
Adventures In Paradise : I was much too busy bonding with the strippers over our shared love of leg warmers and vagina glitter to have a drink
Highly Irritable : I spent my Christmas break learning Bakugan attributes forcibly at the hands of a tyrant in a Transformers housecoat,
Day By Day : I see the benefit of being a nudist