Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Quotes - January 23, 2011

Funny or Snot    : I certainly wasn’t expecting to lose my bra somewhere in the Portland Rose Gardens

Parenting By Dummies    : he sounds distinctively like one small, green Jedi master

Speaking From The Crib    : What if his thingy melted off?

Adventures In Paradise    : I was much too busy bonding with the strippers over our shared love of leg warmers and vagina glitter to have a drink

Highly Irritable    : I spent my Christmas break learning Bakugan attributes forcibly at the hands of a tyrant in a Transformers housecoat,

Day By Day    : I see the benefit of being a nudist


  1. Awesome! I love being quoted, makes me sound all smart and stuff:)