It’s Not All Mary Poppins : Three poops? A poo in triplicate! A poo trifecta.
Away We Go : we engaged in a turf battle with Ye Olde Teenagers and their ancient squirt-muskets of annoyance.
The Monster Apathy : I think we can all agree that the moral of the story holds true: Don't fuck with someone who can launch fireworks out of their dick.
Alone With Cats : I pretty much do whatever the Indigo Girls tell me to do
Funny or Snot : Did you know fly paper can trap a parakeet as well as flies?
Queen of WTF : I may lose my pickled gin soaked little toe to the mouse trap I just set by the liquor cabinet.
Funny Not Slutty : I suspect suspect there is a sadistic, secret math society at work continually creating a gap between every generation.
Speaking From The Crib : I averted the clitoris question.