Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Quotes - October 14, 2010

I am SO sorry I haven't posted lately - at least I was still collecting your funniness.


The Queen of WTF    : From this day forward she will be formally known as... Dame of the Penis Platter.

The Bloggess    : My grandmother always used to say “living well is the best revenge” but I suspect that’s just because she’d never considered arson.

It’s Not All Mary Poppins    : It’s big! It’s the CN Tower!!! It’s the Eiffel Tower!!!!! It’s… it’s… it’s… It’s my PENIS!!!

Lyn Upside Down    : I'm still suffering a velveeta hangover a day later.

Sara Spelled Without an H    : Wrong, you pizza communists

Barefoot Foodie    : I bought these really amazing heels from Bakers.  Which is where you go when you want shoes sexier than you could find at JC Penny, but not so sexy they are clear and come with pole traction.

Astoria Rust    : it has about as much charm as a prison bus.

Unknown Mami    : If I say my mood is at it’s worsest, it’s best not to correct my grammar at that moment.

The Gypsy Life    : Did you know that this pregnant woman can indeed fit into the refigerator??

Finding Fairytales    : we're curing depression...one red bull at a time.


  1. Oh my heavens! It was worth the wait. These are the BEST!

  2. I really enjoyed these. Now I feel like emptying my fridge to see if I can fit in it.

    It is always an honor to be quoted by you. Thank you.

  3. Thank you for quoting me!!! Mami... If I can fit in the fridge... Anyone can! ~Shannon @ The Gypsy Life

  4. Unknown Mami : If I say my mood is at it’s worsest, it’s best not to correct my grammar at that moment.

    This one gets my vote (loudest laugh).