Astoria Oregon Rust : There are cow dreams, elephant dreams and even whale dreams.
Adventures In Paradise : And that? That is when I realized. They thought I was a hooker.
The Duchess Of Dorkville : She sounds like a hippo getting ass-raped.
Sassy Pants Freckle Face : Talk it over with your creatures before hand that way the bear bitches don't rape you with 6$ bear panties
The Fourth Blog Frog : One piece of anatomy I didn't need help locating was my right ovary -- because I'm pretty sure I dislodged it trying to do a move that should only be reserved for professional members of Cirq de Soleil.
Away We Go : once in awhile, you find that Diamonique in the rough.
A Life For Rent : now my keyboard is tacky and smells like sneezes
Speaking From The Crib : I have transported myself to an alternate universe, where a husband can tell the crypt keeper that his chubby wife wears an extra small thong and whips him and no one blinks an eye.
The Random Blogette : who wants teeth biting their nips!?
Busted Plumbing : My ass was as windless as a broken piccolo