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Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Quotes - July 6, 2010

A Walk Through My Little World    : Skeeter was a randy little boy and L.O.V.E.D. my thumb in some rather disturbing ways.

Salt Says    : my cats prefer chicken over fish any day of the week and neither of them are alcoholics.

My Own Brand of Crazy    : wait, does that make me a whore?  Spreading my legs for a tetanus shot?

Leigh vs Laundry    : he would dive bomb into them, knock them over, sit on them, and then suck on their head

A Lovely Life    : You don’t want to spook a moose.

Butts and Ashes    : your hair would look the same way if you drove 1200 fish around in your car.

Sanity Is Overrated    :  I am a water balloon Ninja.

Hyperbole and a Half    : This dog is uncoordinated in a way that would suggest her canine lineage is tainted with traces of a species with a different number of legs - like maybe a starfish or some sort of primitive snake.

Barefoot Foodie    : I always book my departure fights so ungodly early that I don’t even actually go to bed the night before, and just arrive at the airport hungover and looking like Keith Richards

2 comments:

  1. I'm featuring the whore comment, too, this week! Too funny!

    "Your don't want to spook a mouse!" cracked me up, too! Yesterday, I SCREAMED when a DEAD mouse fell out of a box when I was cleaning our basement!

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