Finding Fairytales : my hair was no longer a cross between "stripper" and "big bird's" love child
Pajamas & Coffee : emitted what can only be described as the type of piercing scream of a woman who has just learned she accidentally walked into church naked.
Barefoot Foodie : I was entirely certain that I had squatted in the library, forgetting that I had a skirt on, showed everyone my underwear, possibly my Jesus flower, and this ophthalmologist person was the doctor in charge of either removing it, sewing it shut, or making it so I was never allowed to have babies or grow boobs.
Lyn Upside Down : it's a long story involving an extremely high nerd factor
Salt Says : The fact that your hand is on fire might be fascinating, but you need to put it out right away.
The Meanest Mom : I always held my breath in hopes that behind a wall or underneath three layers of hideous bathroom tile we would find a stash of reindeer antlers or a petrified elf.
Alone With Cats : my diary was an early exercise in plagiarism.
Yo Mama’s Blog : So now I have office bathroom floor in my vagina.
Away We Go : At last, at last, I will be able to see the nipple rings and tribal tattoos of my fellow Southern Marylanders all year long.
All A Bunch Of Momsense : Gah, he’s cute. Even if he DOES have bugs in his ears.
Putting The FUN In DysFUNctional : watched him jumping off the couch, pretending to be Buzz Lightyear, shouting "To infillity...AND BEHIND!"