The Queen of WTF : The moral of this story...Don't let the second graders mix your drinks.
Not That Kind Of Girl : I am: about as seductive as a stomach flu.
Hyperbole and A Half : no matter how many decoy items you buy, you still feel positive that the checker is going to notice your conspicuous purchase and think you are some twisted freak with explosive diarrhea.
Yankee Girl guest post on Speaking From the Crib : According to Leland, there is nothing that cannot be solved by naked women.
Eternally Distracted : There is a simple solutions to everything... Champagne!
Off On A Tangent : I have a date with a sharpie and a roll of blue masking tape!
Picture Imperfect : Life's a birch and then you die!
Unknown Mami : "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the ignorant city girl that thinks roosters hump eggs."
Chronical of Linnnn : my clothes just fell off around him. Spontaneous disrobement.
Airing My Dirty Laundry... One Sock At A Time : STOP LIFTING UP YOUR SHIRT AND FLASHING THE CARS. You are NOT A KARDASHIAN SISTER!
Ann Again and Again : Perhaps it's Twitter Tourette Syndrome.