i’m not benny : I don't think you can be a fat ninja with asthma.
Sara Spelled Without an H : That is one fuzzy religious icon
Busted Plumbing : Nothing says holidays like blood splatter.
Thyme For Cooking : Have you ever tried to herd lizards?
Batcrap Crazy/Daily Dose of Reality (guest post) : You'd really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.
My Three Bubs : I realized I have... Nancy Pelosi hair.
Momma Made It Look Easy : Aren't you glad I didn't give tips about dealing with a lacerated labia?
Barefoot Foodie : Jude is putting his testicles on the statue of St. Francis of Asissi, again
Parenting By Dummies : some times they’re borderline cute in that so-ugly-it’s-cute-way only cats and premature babies can pull off
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Quotes - March 13, 2010
Jen’s Voices : I broke my funny bone while fighting with a washcloth
Finding Fairy Tales : our 1st annual walton family-esque vacation of clusterfuck and fun
Sounds Like Tomatoes/Speaking From The Crib : The nearest I had gone to a cow was the hamburger I purchased at McDonald’s.
365 Days of People : when head banging was an acceptable white persons dance move
Yo Mama’s Blog : Holy hell. You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a guy with a walker wearing black knee socks with sandals.
Not That Kind of Girl : I can spend an evening sitting on the curb, drinking wine out of a bag with a Jordanian immigrant and talking about French film and not even think to blog about it.
Busted Plumbing : I might be ingesting roasted cat brains and piss from China right now, I don't know! Now I'm taking parsley supplements that make my mouth taste like dirt and leaves every time I burp. Not to mention I'm so "full" down there that every time I sneeze I think my appendix is going to blow out my ass.
The Chronicle of Linnnn : I grocery shop with the single-mindedness of a pillaging Viking shore party
Kelly’s Kvetch of the Day : I keep everyone in my Columbarium/Curio Cabinet
Imagine : 1 glass jar with her tonsils, in formaldehyde (I kid you not)
Finding Fairy Tales : our 1st annual walton family-esque vacation of clusterfuck and fun
Sounds Like Tomatoes/Speaking From The Crib : The nearest I had gone to a cow was the hamburger I purchased at McDonald’s.
365 Days of People : when head banging was an acceptable white persons dance move
Yo Mama’s Blog : Holy hell. You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a guy with a walker wearing black knee socks with sandals.
Not That Kind of Girl : I can spend an evening sitting on the curb, drinking wine out of a bag with a Jordanian immigrant and talking about French film and not even think to blog about it.
Busted Plumbing : I might be ingesting roasted cat brains and piss from China right now, I don't know! Now I'm taking parsley supplements that make my mouth taste like dirt and leaves every time I burp. Not to mention I'm so "full" down there that every time I sneeze I think my appendix is going to blow out my ass.
The Chronicle of Linnnn : I grocery shop with the single-mindedness of a pillaging Viking shore party
Kelly’s Kvetch of the Day : I keep everyone in my Columbarium/Curio Cabinet
Imagine : 1 glass jar with her tonsils, in formaldehyde (I kid you not)
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Quotes - March 7, 2010
Pajamas & Coffee : I went to Target and spent $274 because Target ate my soul
Masala Chica : My life is one string cheese debacle after another
Putting The FUN In DysFUNctional : I have ZERO athletic ability. I wouldn't even take home the Tin Foil!
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock At A Time : The toilet is NOT question and answer time, kids.
Unknown Mami : Really?!,You can't recognize beauty in an entire group of people. Who are you? John Mayer's penis?
Hyperbole And A Half : Living in rural Montana is a lot like being duct-taped inside a refrigerator box with a bear
UberGrumpy : We will soon be summoned to choose between the sorry collection of has-beens, crooks, no-hopers, spongers, bankrupts, conmen, hangers-on, talentless minority group opportunists, fading B-list television celebrities, and geriatric dorks that pass for politicians here.
Masala Chica : My life is one string cheese debacle after another
Putting The FUN In DysFUNctional : I have ZERO athletic ability. I wouldn't even take home the Tin Foil!
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock At A Time : The toilet is NOT question and answer time, kids.
Unknown Mami : Really?!,You can't recognize beauty in an entire group of people. Who are you? John Mayer's penis?
Hyperbole And A Half : Living in rural Montana is a lot like being duct-taped inside a refrigerator box with a bear
UberGrumpy : We will soon be summoned to choose between the sorry collection of has-beens, crooks, no-hopers, spongers, bankrupts, conmen, hangers-on, talentless minority group opportunists, fading B-list television celebrities, and geriatric dorks that pass for politicians here.
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