Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Quotes - February 14, 2010

Not That Kind of Girl    : I hereby declare myself cured of any need to eat: 1) marine life; 2) living shit; 3) live, raw marine life. I can still feel that little fucker dancing in my stomach like a deleted scene from Fantasia.

Bye Bye Pie    : not only did I have Peter Frampton hair, I had HUGE Peter Frampton hair

Mass Hole Mommy    : No one wants to kiss you with a dead animal on your face.

The Bloggess    : Hitler would be like 120 years old now so yeah, I'm fairly sure he's really dead. Hitler was an asshole...not a vampire.

West Family Adventures    : I'm borderline genius in my subconsciousness

Pure Natural Diva    : I left my own party in very dramatic fashion, taking someone else’s husband with me!


  1. Is it annoying that I laugh at my own quotes? Also, now I want to go read why that woman took someone else's husband from her own party...

  2. Please laugh at yourself! I've been quoting like this on a messageboard for several years and I would quote myself all the time. To this day, I will read that stuff, laugh my butt off and then realize "oh hey, I said that!"

    I figure if we can't laugh at ourselves then we should go back to bed and call it day.

  3. Out of context that sounds really BAD!!!

  4. Sorry - I didn't realize it wouldn't have my handle next to my comment!

    I'm Pure Natural Diva! And I left my own party with another woman's husband! In my defense we were taking my son to the ER!