The Retirement Chronicles : I don't sit around and think about whales' tongues
Wonderful World of Wieners : it's not uncommon at all for me to start vibrating at random times throughout the day.
Parenting By Dummies : he freaks out if he detects that he is actually being filmed so I have to get all Candid Camera on him
Pajamas & Coffee : acting like a general asshole douchesicle ice whore
Airing My Dirty Laundry One Sock At A Time : I dubbed them the Pepto Bismol Pancakes.
Lyn Upside Down : lets not even discuss the irony of "Sounds of Silence" thundering through the ceiling again.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Quotes - February 14, 2010
Not That Kind of Girl : I hereby declare myself cured of any need to eat: 1) marine life; 2) living shit; 3) live, raw marine life. I can still feel that little fucker dancing in my stomach like a deleted scene from Fantasia.
Bye Bye Pie : not only did I have Peter Frampton hair, I had HUGE Peter Frampton hair
Mass Hole Mommy : No one wants to kiss you with a dead animal on your face.
The Bloggess : Hitler would be like 120 years old now so yeah, I'm fairly sure he's really dead. Hitler was an asshole...not a vampire.
West Family Adventures : I'm borderline genius in my subconsciousness
Pure Natural Diva : I left my own party in very dramatic fashion, taking someone else’s husband with me!
Bye Bye Pie : not only did I have Peter Frampton hair, I had HUGE Peter Frampton hair
Mass Hole Mommy : No one wants to kiss you with a dead animal on your face.
The Bloggess : Hitler would be like 120 years old now so yeah, I'm fairly sure he's really dead. Hitler was an asshole...not a vampire.
West Family Adventures : I'm borderline genius in my subconsciousness
Pure Natural Diva : I left my own party in very dramatic fashion, taking someone else’s husband with me!
Monday, February 8, 2010
Quotes - February 8, 2010
Bye Bye Pie : What are you, a tampon machine?
The Bloggess : I’m suing Natalie because I bet she’d be fun to hang out with in court.
Peeling An Orange With A Screwdriver : I am considering inventing the "Emperor" size bed
Not That Kind of Girl : in real life I do not know where to put my eyes when you want me to look into your soul.
Unknown Mami : I'm not big on VD, the day or the disease.
Pajamas and Coffee : how much fun would like Alpha-Bits poetry slams or haiku contests be?
The Bloggess : I’m suing Natalie because I bet she’d be fun to hang out with in court.
Peeling An Orange With A Screwdriver : I am considering inventing the "Emperor" size bed
Not That Kind of Girl : in real life I do not know where to put my eyes when you want me to look into your soul.
Unknown Mami : I'm not big on VD, the day or the disease.
Pajamas and Coffee : how much fun would like Alpha-Bits poetry slams or haiku contests be?
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Quotes - February 4, 2010
Hyperbole And A Half : I'm running away and trying to find Santa Claus because that's the only way to survive a bear attack
Bye Bye Pie : Yes, I do dream of noses.
My Own Brand of Crazy : Don't we have any prognosticating badgers?
Bye Bye Pie : we went out and built a snowdrunk
Suburban Turmoil : I will NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR RADISH RECOMMENDATIONS AGAIN!!!
Bye Bye Pie : Yes, I do dream of noses.
My Own Brand of Crazy : Don't we have any prognosticating badgers?
Bye Bye Pie : we went out and built a snowdrunk
Suburban Turmoil : I will NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR RADISH RECOMMENDATIONS AGAIN!!!
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