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Originally the idea came from a local radio station. They kept "The List", a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell. They were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts, but frequently prompted the question "what brought THAT up?" When playing on a messageboard I would frequently see something that would remind me of The List. Finally I broke down and started recording them. I've done this for about four years... five years? It's been a while. Lo and behold I'm noticing the same thing in the blog world. So why not? Let's have our quotables recorded!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Quotes - May 24, 2010

The Queen of WTF    : The moral of this story...Don't let the second graders mix your drinks.

Not That Kind Of Girl    : I am: about as seductive as a stomach flu.

Hyperbole and A Half    : no matter how many decoy items you buy, you still feel positive that the checker is going to notice your conspicuous purchase and think you are some twisted freak with explosive diarrhea.

Yankee Girl guest post on Speaking From the Crib    : According to Leland, there is nothing that cannot be solved by naked women.

Eternally Distracted    : There is a simple solutions to everything... Champagne!

Off On A Tangent    : I have a date with a sharpie and a roll of blue masking tape!

Picture Imperfect    : Life's a birch and then you die!

Unknown Mami    : "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the ignorant city girl that thinks roosters hump eggs."

Chronical of Linnnn    : my clothes just fell off around him.  Spontaneous disrobement.

Airing My Dirty Laundry... One Sock At A Time    : STOP LIFTING UP YOUR SHIRT AND FLASHING THE CARS. You are NOT A KARDASHIAN SISTER!

Ann Again and Again    : Perhaps it's Twitter Tourette Syndrome.
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8 comments:

  1. AiringMyLaundryMay 24, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    Thanks for quoting me. I'll definately be checking out these other blogs.

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  2. LinnnnMay 25, 2010 at 2:35 AM

    I am honored. And I too will be cruising the other sites. Thanks so much. Sometime it feels like I am writing in a wind tunnel (not that there is anything wrong with that) there are ba-zillions of choice for anyone to read. So I m always deeply grateful when someone finds me and actually reads!

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  3. The QueenMay 25, 2010 at 4:48 AM

    Thanks for quoting me.. was kind of you.. but I'd rather you just bring me a drink... thanks.. linked you.. followed you..

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  4. Jenny BrownMay 25, 2010 at 6:11 AM

    OMGosh...I love these quotes. (The things people say!) Thanks for the morning laugh!

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  5. Ann HarrisonMay 27, 2010 at 8:46 AM

    I am so honored! What lovely company!

    I will wear my "I've Been Quoted" button proudly.

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  6. JennyMay 27, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Thanks for quoting me. That really made me grin! I'm a new follower of your blog!

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  7. Claudya MartinezMay 28, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    I particularly like this quote, "I am: about as seductive as a stomach flu." It's an instant classic.

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  8. Crazy BrunetteMay 29, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Fucking awesome idea bitch!!!!

    Great quote from the whorish Queenie... Aka.. MOM

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