Absolutely Narcissism : He will then run into the newly painted bedroom naked, stand against one of the fully painted walls, and say, "How do I look in pink?" which translates to "Let's do it while the kids are all downstairs."
Patchwork Times : Once upon a time, I thought that maybe that wasn’t a balanced meal but then I realized as long as there’s lots of gravy, who cares?
Busted Plumbing : I smelled like five day old waffles that have been sitting at the bottom of your sink that you forgot to clean out before you left for a short trip. Sweet and homeless-man's-asshole, that's how I smelled.
It’s Not All Mary Poppins : There may even have been some Potty Dancing around the puddle of steaming dampness.
Once knew a chick who was a lousy housekeeper. Being broke, my 'welcome home new baby' gift was to clean her house before she got out of the hospital.
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