Finding Fairytales : my hair was no longer a cross between "stripper" and "big bird's" love child
Pajamas & Coffee : emitted what can only be described as the type of piercing scream of a woman who has just learned she accidentally walked into church naked.
Barefoot Foodie : I was entirely certain that I had squatted in the library, forgetting that I had a skirt on, showed everyone my underwear, possibly my Jesus flower, and this ophthalmologist person was the doctor in charge of either removing it, sewing it shut, or making it so I was never allowed to have babies or grow boobs.
Lyn Upside Down : it's a long story involving an extremely high nerd factor
Salt Says : The fact that your hand is on fire might be fascinating, but you need to put it out right away.
The Meanest Mom : I always held my breath in hopes that behind a wall or underneath three layers of hideous bathroom tile we would find a stash of reindeer antlers or a petrified elf.
Alone With Cats : my diary was an early exercise in plagiarism.
Yo Mama’s Blog : So now I have office bathroom floor in my vagina.
Away We Go : At last, at last, I will be able to see the nipple rings and tribal tattoos of my fellow Southern Marylanders all year long.
All A Bunch Of Momsense : Gah, he’s cute. Even if he DOES have bugs in his ears.
Putting The FUN In DysFUNctional : watched him jumping off the couch, pretending to be Buzz Lightyear, shouting "To infillity...AND BEHIND!"
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Quotes - June 20, 2010
Salt Says : Usually I only develop fangirl crushes on Sesame Street characters
Lambykins : To me, if I don't have frostbite on my nipples, the air conditioner is not functioning properly.
Not That Kind Of Girl : a few weeks ago I saw a dude spread out a linen handkerchief on said unoccupied seat and spread out an honest-to-pete PICNIC on the seat next to him. Complete with friggin’ soup, the least appropriate bus food since lighter-broiled s’mores.
Life With Flowers : They are fond of their hanging meats.
The Meanest Mom : An unfortunate typo resulted in Mr. Quacker's conversion to the Religious Society of Friends.
Beth: A Work In Progress : I really don’t like bacon bits in my banana pudding
The Zen of Motherhood : I've always been partial to the Great Flying Middle Finger.
Motherhood Uncensored : I'm pregnant with Mary Poppins!
Lambykins : To me, if I don't have frostbite on my nipples, the air conditioner is not functioning properly.
Not That Kind Of Girl : a few weeks ago I saw a dude spread out a linen handkerchief on said unoccupied seat and spread out an honest-to-pete PICNIC on the seat next to him. Complete with friggin’ soup, the least appropriate bus food since lighter-broiled s’mores.
Life With Flowers : They are fond of their hanging meats.
The Meanest Mom : An unfortunate typo resulted in Mr. Quacker's conversion to the Religious Society of Friends.
Beth: A Work In Progress : I really don’t like bacon bits in my banana pudding
The Zen of Motherhood : I've always been partial to the Great Flying Middle Finger.
Motherhood Uncensored : I'm pregnant with Mary Poppins!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Quotes - June 5, 2010
Office_Cubism : Thank you for your radish management
Eternally Distracted : May the only pain in your life be champagne.
Peeling An Orange with A Screwdriver : Kids make you do things you never thought possible and it all starts the minute you shove them out of that impossibly small exit between your legs.
Mom and Mommer : remember you have the power of the mystical vagina on your side
The Bean : I bet I dream about drunk unicorns tonight.
The Bloggess : comforters are like giant shamwows
Not That Kind of Girl : Bathroom breaks at work are approximately 500% more fun when you spend thirty seconds twisting your pelvis to admire the light playing on your crotch disco ball.
Stacie’s Madness : Mr.F and I will be doing it Paul Bunyan style.
Alone With Cats : you’re wondering how wicked cool it would have been to go to college in the fucking air?
Eternally Distracted : May the only pain in your life be champagne.
Peeling An Orange with A Screwdriver : Kids make you do things you never thought possible and it all starts the minute you shove them out of that impossibly small exit between your legs.
Mom and Mommer : remember you have the power of the mystical vagina on your side
The Bean : I bet I dream about drunk unicorns tonight.
The Bloggess : comforters are like giant shamwows
Not That Kind of Girl : Bathroom breaks at work are approximately 500% more fun when you spend thirty seconds twisting your pelvis to admire the light playing on your crotch disco ball.
Stacie’s Madness : Mr.F and I will be doing it Paul Bunyan style.
Alone With Cats : you’re wondering how wicked cool it would have been to go to college in the fucking air?
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