Unknown Mami : I think you invented a word: VAGINORMOUS!
Daily Dose of Reality : When I say dance, I mean just move from side to side and not stomp on people's feet.
Sprite’s Keeper : Parents have to love the ocean. It's like one giant wet wipe.
Bye Bye Pie : They all ceased talking to stare at me. It was like I was E.F. Hutton, but I was more Peed On Myself Hutton.
Gladys Tells All : I am now a poop reader.
Jen’s Voices : Big dummy doesn't know style and rhythm if it came up and cabbage patched him in the butt.
Mo "Mad Dog" Stoneskin : She tottered up to the bar with all the deportment of a tap-dancing piglet.
UberGrumpy : always ski drunk, so you can be relaxed and even amused as you fall over, hit trees, lose a pole, collide with a French snowboarder, etc.
Finding Fairytales : apparently it was so totally awesome. like coming across a three eyed zebra in downtown buttfuckville, awesome.
My Own Brand Of Crazy : We're at the Felon Orthopedic Clinic!
I came to see what I said, but as usual ended up being amused by Gladys.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
ReplyDeleteIt's always fun to read the hilarious quotes, whether I am quoted or not! I've been out of town, so it was fun to see your new batch of silliness!