Quotes - March 13, 2010

Jen’s Voices    : I broke my funny bone while fighting with a washcloth

Finding Fairy Tales    : our 1st annual walton family-esque vacation of clusterfuck and fun

Sounds Like Tomatoes/Speaking From The Crib    : The nearest I had gone to a cow was the hamburger I purchased at McDonald’s.

365 Days of People    : when head banging was an acceptable white persons dance move

Yo Mama’s Blog    : Holy hell. You haven't lived until you've been hit on by a guy with a walker wearing black knee socks with sandals.

Not That Kind of Girl    : I can spend an evening sitting on the curb, drinking wine out of a bag with a Jordanian immigrant and talking about French film and not even think to blog about it.

Busted Plumbing    : I might be ingesting roasted cat brains and piss from China right now, I don't know!  Now I'm taking parsley supplements that make my mouth taste like dirt and leaves every time I burp.  Not to mention I'm so "full" down there that every time I sneeze I think my appendix is going to blow out my ass.

The Chronicle of Linnnn    : I grocery shop with the single-mindedness of a pillaging Viking shore party

Kelly’s Kvetch of the Day    : I keep everyone in my Columbarium/Curio Cabinet

Imagine    : 1 glass jar with her tonsils, in formaldehyde (I kid you not)